He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Pepper Pots The hottest boy in school. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Aunt May says and I shrug. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Oh, he says. Awesome! They all thought that things were going to be better now. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Anyone we know? Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. #nickfury However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. It tickles. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Right! Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. He lets it go. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. We're starting. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Uncle Bucky questions. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. What? "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. I like dames well enough, it's not that. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. PETER? Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Yeah?. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. His eyes are fond. On that thought, neither is Tony. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Should we proceed? No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Are you, like are you?. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. Sex isn't very important to me. What if they asked about being robbed? avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. 1. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Okay, then. A shit-eating grin covered his face. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Actually fist-bump. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. What? I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. How will she react? Abe was next. "You knew?" Clint grins and kisses her cheek. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Score one for Stark!. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. I like sex. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Guilty? "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. The fuck, Clint? ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Nat and Wanda took drinks. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. All of you" Clint said. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Loki Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Dad yells and I shake my head. I don't think so.. No, Clint says, because they didn't. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. All of the adults take a shot. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. "It was just an accident." "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Peter said. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Never Have I Ever. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Would he say yes or no? Yep. Clint nods. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. It's a totally valid question!. It Multi-fandom oneshots. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Seriously? Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. You learn stuff about each other.. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" "That is no excuse mister!" Just like she knew they were still dating. #tonystark Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Maybe it would just be funny. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! "I'm Peter's fianc." Avengers: completed It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction The Avengers were shocked. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Work Search: Me? Clint looks over at him. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. Huh. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. I have an ally! Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. I'm training her." Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. I'll be here. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box.
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